Nerdy pickup lines

I'd like to take the integral of your curves.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between you and me?
 
Hey baby, I'm a particle and you're a quantum potential... can I penetrate your classically forbidden region?

Hey baby, I'm homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?

You look harmonic, can I be your driving force?

In the electrophoresis gel of life, your lane runs all the way to the bottom. 

I'd like to integrate you across a surface.

Hey baby, you're a substrate and I'm an enzyme. Wanna test the lock and key model?

My favorite cross product: You Me sin theta.

You're the eigenvector in my matrix of love.

You and me... in parallel or in series?

If beauty were a vector field, you'd have positive divergence.

Every time I see you, 1000 non-ohmic resistors melt in my heart.

In the vector field of love, you've got positive curl EVERYWHERE.

Hey baby, I'm a changing magnetic field. You feel a voltage anywhere?   
 
Your lips are like two equipotential surfaces.

Your clothes define a tight function. Is it differentiable everywhere?