The IB game
Contents: IB Cards, gameboard, movers, dice.
Instructions: Unlimited number of players. Players must be IB students. Think Monopoly but skip the geeky tokens. First to finish wins.
Your Chemistry experiment explodes. You get 0 on manipulative skills. Go back 2 steps.
You’re hyped up on caffeine and manage to write your 1500 word World Literature assignment in 30 minutes. Move forward one step.
During a confused moment, you chose Physic HL as your group 4 subject. Go back 4 steps.
Some minutes into the exam you stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them in the air and yell out “Merry Christmas!”. Go back 1 step.
If you are daring and ask for another copy, claiming that you lost the first one, move forward 2 steps.
You hand in your Extended Essay. Life isn’t that bad after all. Move forward 2 steps.
You bring a water pistol to the exam. Go to jail.
During the IB exam your biology teacher puts on her white mask and starts yelling “I’m here, the Phantom of the Opera!”. Move forward 2 steps. The teacher goes to jail.
In the dining hall you start burping the tune of Jingle Bells. Go back 1 step.
IBO manages to track you down on the Internet while you’re hunting down TOK essays. You might be thrown out of the program. Skip a turn.
After your Biology HL test has been handed out by the teacher, you blackout and wake up drooling when there is five minutes left of the test. Go back 2 steps.
Your teacher brings you tea and cookies. Move forward 2 steps.
You used to be a wise man but now you’re a wise guy, the opposite. Roll the dice!
The chemistry has given your teacher multiple personalities, and furthermore she threatens to kill herself. It’s a hostage situation. Most probably you will get a new teacher. Move forward 3 steps.
During philosophy hour, you start to think about how “Keep of the grass” signs get where they are. Don’t move.
You misread your History HL essay topic and write an essay on Bismarck's impotence. Go back 2 steps.
When writing a TOK essay you begin to understand the material. Go back 2 steps.
The Ti-83 does not function anymore. The Energiser Bunny has been arrested, charge it with batteries. Go back 1 step.
The Physics hour has finally given you something. Light travels faster than sound. First he appeared bright, but as he opened his mouth… Move forward 2 steps.
You bringt cheerleaders to the IB exam. Move forward 3 steps.
The IB exam questions in Religion can’t be answered on the grounds that they conflict with your religious beliefs. Move forward 1 steps.
Your teachers blackboard techniques is putting Picasso to the shame. Move forward 2 steps.