IB genius

IB subjects:  Swedish HL, English A2 SL, Economics SL,

Math methods SL, Biology HL, Chemistry HL and Physics SL.

Here I am presented with the task of writing about my

life when it strikes me that there’s really nothing to write.

Everything I think of  makes me look like a power craving,

egocentric narcissist (and that is definitely not who I am).

Therefore I will leave it to my friends to describe me as best they can.

But I will give it a try.

Background/history:

I was born with the word “nice” written on my forehead.

I am somewhat blurry around the edges and people fail to

notice me at times. If I was free to do whatever I wanted to,

I would lock myself up in a room with a pile of books and a

CD-player. But I’m not. I have to study hard and go to university

to find a well paid job to be able to buy all the things I don’t really want.

But it’s not that bad.

IB Failing

What can I say about IB failing (that won’t make her beat me after she has read this)?

She’s somewhat eccentric (in the best possible way).

She never fails to surprise me. She’s easy to spot in the canteen.

She knows what she wants and she won’t let anyone talk her

out of anything. And I have to agree with her on the Legolas thing.

IB Faraway

I don’t really know what to say about IB Faraway. I don’t think I know her that well.

As a wise woman (Marge Simpson) once said, if you don’t have anything nice to say,

don’t say anything at all. Just kidding. There are plenty of nice things to say.

IB Faraway is kind of nice.

IB failing

IB subjects: Swedish HL, English B HL, Economics SL, Math Studies SL,

Biology SL, History HL. I am not stupid enough to choose a seventh

subject, nor a fourth HL.

Background/history:

I was born. I disliked school for years. I heard that you could study

everything in English, and I as stupid enough to go 'Yay! Englishness!'

and choose the IB. Admire my signature quote, for it is the one truth in

this universe, even TOK teachers have to agree.

"Being attracted to Orlando Bloom as Legolas just means you're alive. I

think it's in the Bible that NOT to be attracted to him is an

abomination; there's even a waiver for straight guys."

IB genius

Even though IB genius doesn't think that she is a power craving,

egocentric narcissist we all know that she is. But what IB student

isn't? It's only natural. Aren't we all here to gain some of the

knowledge needed to take over the world and force everyone into

submission? ... what do you mean 'no'?

...

Well... at least I know IB genius has these wonderful characteristics

within her, by her name alone. Yep. While the rest of us are either

modest in our name choosing, or plain simple telling the truth, she

likes to show the world what she really is and then pretend that she's

modest. But it's cute so I'm not going to complain.

IB Faraway

What is there to say about IB Faraway? I believe her name really says

it all. It is however nice to have someone to get lost with. Repeatedly.

On the same trip. I feel less… lost in the world. Aside from that she loves

Professor Snape just as much as I do, worships Vader and at least seems

to enjoy being dragged off to Mangakai every other week. She seems

to be a bit less oblivious to people’s attitudes than I am, which is a very

good quality in a person.

And she’s a closet faghag, let’s not forget that part.

IB Faraway

IB subjects: Swedish HL, English B HL, Physics SL, Math methods SL,

Chemistry SL, History HL.

Background/history:

If I was free to do what I want (without the cultural influences on everything

I am) I would be truly HAPPY!

Once, I found happiness in the acquisition of true knowledge, before that, in

the acquisition of books, before that, in the acquisition of candy and before

that, in the acquisition of air to fill my lungs and scream the cry of the newborn!

And thus annoy people.

That was (or so I’m told) about 18 years ago.

Now I would settle for just general happiness, and I believe that the amount

of happiness in the universe is unfairly distributed (damn those happy people!!!).

So if you have some, GIVE IT to me or I will haunt you in your dreams. Repeatedly.

IB Genius

Well, after realising (rather than hearing) that IB Genius got a score of around

95% on a biology test, (the other subjects I don’t know much about) you would

think she is merely one of those persons who you should leave alone with her

biology books. But there is more to this small particle on the earth’s surface,

called IB Genius. She is, indeed, a power craving, egocentric narcissist, but in a

good way! Although not every single time acquiring her power, at least she

tries to. And she is really good at breathing! (I’m not)

IB Failing

IB Failing has the potential to set things on fire by looking at them, at least in her

mind (and my dreams). She is a bastard in many ways (in which I love) and has

also the ability to drag me away from cars at high velocities when I am slowly turning

into IB Faraway and do not see them coming. Which is very useful! Apart from saving

my life and being a werewolf, she, (I suspect) deals with the interesting craft of

watching anime, quarrelling with her mom and doing homework at the same time,

which is impressive!

Oh yeah, she is also a faghag!